Heard in the Office… what kind of banana are you?

Small Banana didn’t seem too pleased with his Small Banana name.
So me and Short Banana offered other names for him to consider. Well, actually, he wanted Long Banana, but we weren’t sure if it descibed any of his physical attributes. Anyways, here goes
1. Rotten Banana
2. Firm Banana
3. Turgid Banana
4. Spinning Banana?? (why did we put [...]