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Heard in the Office… what kind of banana are you?

Small Banana didn’t seem too pleased with his Small Banana name.
So me and Short Banana offered other names for him to consider. Well, actually, he wanted Long Banana, but we weren’t sure if it descibed any of his physical attributes. Anyways, here goes
1. Rotten Banana
2. Firm Banana
3. Turgid Banana
4. Spinning Banana?? (why did we put [...]

Breakfast Conversations… a Challenge for Chief Banana

Over some coffee and bread, tall Banana and short Banana decided to offer Chief Banana a challenge.
- $5 to wear a full banana suit and run through Orchard Road. Tall Banana offered to pay for the cost of the banana suit.
Chief Banana wasn’t impressed. Short Banana countered
- $10 to wear a full Banana suit + [...]

Dinner Conversations… Chief Banana is not a racist chicken rice eater

Chief Banana was having dinner with Tall Banana. We had Chicken Rice
Chief Banana (to Chicken Rice Seller): Uncle, Chicken Rice for 2 ok? Boneless chicken meat only hor.
Chicken Rice Seller: Our chicken rice all boneless one. Don’t worry
Chief Banana and Tall Banana then got seated, and started eating. Tall Banana notices that I don’t eat [...]

Heard over lunch… Prostate Examinations, Chinese Sausages, and how to name a nail parlour?

Prostate Examinations
Chief Banana was out for lunch with 2 other Banana friends. It was a slightly rainy day, and the floors were wet. Big Banana (Banana Friend 1) said he didn’t want to get wet. Being the Bananas that we were, there were all sorts of dirty jokes about being wet and all that sort. [...]